“In the Sec.8 Wastes of NorthEq biological taxonomies become increasingly problematic. On one expedition I was told by my guide that a fairly wide variety of rodents and furred lizards were confidently named by the people of that zone as ‘Greater’ or ‘Lesser Dipshits’. These creatures, ranging from 0.3-1.0 metres in size with a radial composition between 2 and 4 leg pairs, seem to be distinguished only by their non-utility to the Sector natives and the general level of annoyance felt upon encountering them…”

Dr. Jeorg Henni
Keynote, 12th Conference on New Biologies